Earlier today at Eastern Market I thought I'd grab a quick lunch.
ME: Hi! I'd like a 1/4 lb hot dog please.
HOT DOG MAN: Sure. Here you go.
ME: YUM! Thanks a lot!
Hands me my hot dog, and I move to the condiment station to sass it up. Meanwhile a snotty little teenage girl comes up to the hot dog stand.
SNOTTY GIRL to HOT DOG MAN: Are those done yet?
HOT DOG MAN: No. Sorry. There gonna be about 3 minutes.
SNOTTY GIRL: Another guy said they were gonna be 3 minutes. And that was like FIVE minutes ago!
HOT DOG MAN: Sorry.
SNOTTY GIRL: I'm REALLY hungry!
HOT DOG MAN: I'm sorry, but it will be about three minutes.
Snotty Girl walks off in a huff.
Then Hot Dog Man turns to me and says with a big grin: I just gave you her hot dog!
Wherever you are Snotty Girl, I want you to know that that hot dog was EXTRA delicious.