Monday, May 21, 2007

Favorite Quotes Gleaned this Week

"Fun First, Safety Third." Cyclecide, where corndogs are second.

"I've been working so hard I'm about to have a Mariah!" Usher. (I actually heard this a few months ago ... but since this is my first quote post, I'm including it.)

"If you don’t like change, you’re going to like irrelevance even less." General Eric Shinseki, Chief of Staff, U.S. Army

" The next day, I ask Nadine the gardienne
qu'est-ce que c'est the deal avec the monsieur
qui lives under moi, and Nadine says his femme
is toujours busting his chops, but il est afraid
of her, so il takes out his rage on the rest of nous."
- David Kirby "The Search for Baby Combover" from the collection of poems The House on Boulevard St. Top points for use of Frenglish.

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