Me: i love TV so much. and music. and movies. and magazines. and books. But mostly TV.
Aaron: yeah. tv is good. you should marry tv
Me: heck yes, i should! it would be a blissful union
Aaron: if you ever got bored you could just change the channel. unless its late at night and then there's nothing on
Me: true. Of course, TV and i would have to have our alone time. you can't spend 24/7 with your tv without hating its guts after a while
Aaron: thats very true. but if you did something like read a book...would that be considered adultry?
Me: no. i don't think so
Aaron: well you'd be making tv jealous because books are the enemy of tv
Me: no, think of book reading like poker night ... it's just another interest. he might not like it, but it's not cheating. It would only be cheating if I watched another tv.
Aaron: ohh...well you'll have to get a really good tv then and avoid all other tvs when you are at friends' places
Me: gulp. I don't think I'm ready for marriage.
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This is where polygamy would come in handy . . .
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