"Beer has no calories."
"Dream on dude! Booze = calories = fat. The calories are 80% of the reason why I don't drink. The other 20% is a little thing called 'eternal salvation'."
"Well, we already know you're screwed there."
"You're probably right. Damn."
"So you should drink light beer."
2 comments:
beer schmeer. if you feel like you're already screwed out of eternal salvation there are so many other things in which you should delve. tank tops come to mind...
I agree... but you are never totally screwed out of eternal salvation.
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